What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?